Attention, Wal-Mart Shoppers   4 comments

“This is the store manager speaking.  In your crazy, materially-obsessed mob rush into the store, you trampled and killed one of my employees.  This store is now closed, we will not sell you incredibly self-absorbed people any merchandise today.  Happy Holidays! Go home and tell your kids that you killed a man today because you couldn’t act like adults.”

No, that’s not what the manager said… but by God, that’s what he should have done.

Before police shut down the store, eager shoppers streamed past
emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the store clerk’s life.

Posted November 28, 2008 by padraic2112 in news

4 responses to “Attention, Wal-Mart Shoppers

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  1. And for some unknown reason people still seem to think our species should rule the planet.

  2. That makes me sick to my stomach.

  3. Now what on Earth could be so desirable in Walmart as to kill for it? Hey…it’s a call to arms over at my blog. You must fulfill your destiny or gnomes will suffer!

  4. Already voted, earlier today, my good sir.

    You’re leading, as of about 45 minutes ago.

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