How *awesome* is this?
The Volcano House caps “a small volcanic peak in the high desert…Concrete and truss beams form its dome allowing the interior to embrace 360 degrees of stark, strong almost lunar landscape.” There’s a main house with two bedrooms and two bathrooms, and a guest house with one bedroom and one bathroom. The listing doesn’t mention shark pits, control rooms, or giant laser beams, so you might have to install some of those yourself (maybe they’re just unpermitted?).
Pat's Daily Grind 
I’m actually looking for a used missile silo, myself. 🙂
http://www.silohome.com/
I’m not moving unless you can at least guarantee me some genetically angry bass.
Do all you guests have to wear orange jumpsuits and be ridiculously vulnerable to the “judo chop”? *Persian cat not included?