Too Funny   3 comments

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Tip o’ the hat to Digg.  There’s almost 300 more reviews and a good portion of them are hilarious.


Posted May 20, 2009 by padraic2112 in humor, noise

3 responses to “Too Funny

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  1. Sounds like a damned handsome shirt. Congrats. How’d you make out with the tube socks?

  2. I actually owned that shirt about 5 years ago…call me an early adopter.

    yeah I know….pics or it didn’t happen…my mother in law gave it to me and my kids wore it to death as a nightshirt so there is no record.

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