… I’m in a state of decomprehensionability this morning. Oh joyous Spring, why doest thou come so laden down with the horrible burden of airborne impurities? You affect the hours of night with cruel consequence, transforming gentle embraces of Artemis into an insensate intermittent battle with Morpheus.
To arms, comrades! The vorpal blade of antihistamine to my side! I shall slay the Jabberwock, the Bandersnatch, and the JubJub bird!