Caution: Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops

From Vinnie:

This Made Me Laugh For About 2 Minutes Today

From Dr. Free-Ride’s blog:

This goes a long way to explaining my sense of humor.

Visualizations

From Buzzfeed, via Andy… I’d say this is a pretty accurate characterization:

‘Nuff Said

More here.

I Would Love To See This In The Fall Lineup

From Corey, via Facebook:

(edited to add)  The original, for comparison:

(edited again) Also from Corey, side by side, for better comparison:

It’s Very Beautiful, and Very Cold, and You’re Not Allowed to *Touch* Anything

Cameron’s house is for sale.

4 Bed, 4 Bath | 5,300 Sq Ft on 0.75 Acres (32,670 Sq Ft Lot) – $2,300,000

I’m not 100% sure, but that photo of the garage looks like it is actually a cut from the movie.  Seems a bit pricey for a house in this market, but if you can scratch up another $10,000,000 or so, you can actually re-enact the “kick the car through the garage” scene.  Sure, $12.5 million seems like a lot to vent out some buried parent issues, but if you filmed it and popped it up on YouTube, you’d be an Internet Sensation, and who can put a price tag on that?

Too Funny

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes

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Review:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Tip o’ the hat to Digg.  There’s almost 300 more reviews and a good portion of them are hilarious.

Ph.D. Comics on Science News Reporting

Yeah, it’s an awful lot like this.

Awesome

Tip o’ the hat to the Haydens.

I Need A Bigger Budget

If you don’t watch the whole thing, pop to 3:15.  You get to see the paint get knocked off of the car.