That’s Not True, He Didn’t Come Anywhere Near My Tabloids

From the Misplaced Man, via Megan, I am… (drumroll)…

William Powell

You scored 10% Tough, 33% Roguish, 14% Friendly, and 43% Charming!

You are the classic rogue, a stylish rake with the devil of a wit and a flair for mischief, and you shake your martinis to waltz time. You are charming and debonair, but slightly untrustworthy, and women should be on their guard. If married, you are simply a bit of a flirt, even if it’s just with your own wife…but if you’re single, watch out. You usually rein yourself in to concentrate on one lovely beauty at a time, but with you, we never know. You’re an inviting partner, but there’s a playful devil behind your eyes, and those trying to get close to you should know they’re playing with fire. You’re stylish and fun, but you follow your own course, which may or may not include a steady gal. Co-stars include Myrna Loy and Carole Lombard, classy ladies with an adventurous streak.

I’d much rather be Nick Charles than Sam Spade, Roger Thornhill, L.B. Jefferies, Ethan Edwards, or any one of a slew of other classic characters.